I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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