this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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