I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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