Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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