awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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