Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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