How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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