remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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