I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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