maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think people are normalizing furries
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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