what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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