I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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