Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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