It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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