I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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