He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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