Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
