No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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