Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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