**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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