Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
We need a shit load of segways right now
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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