Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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