I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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