Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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