So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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