Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
My vagina is very pro this idea
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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