So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Randomize
