whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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