Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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