Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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