I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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