I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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