Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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