Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Randomize