okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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