is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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