i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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