Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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