Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
