Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
not ubering you a puppy
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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