i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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