he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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