She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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