i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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