NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
being pregnant is like rehab
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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