i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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