Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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