Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
