I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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