There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
