If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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