for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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