You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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