I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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